Archive for December, 2005
December 31, 2005
Flattery
Real flattery would have been if I was nominated in every category.
Always a bridesmaid!
December 30, 2005
Another Britney Baby?
I read today that Britney Spears would like to have another baby sooner than later. WTF?
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Britney, let me fill you in on a little secret…two in diapers sucks. Not that you can’t afford to buy more Huggies that you would ever need, but going from one poopy diaper to the next can and does got old. Of course, you probably don;t change poopy diapers anyway. I’m sure that gem of a husband you have helps out a lot!
In fact, why don’t you come on over to my house tonight with that little one of yours and when you get him down for the night for the last time, I’ll make sure that one of mine makes it so you can’t go to sleep.
Does anyone else think that she is a train wreck waiting to happen? I can’t wait to see the toll two kids take on that body!
Lunch?
In case anyone is wondering, I am at home coughing hacking and sneezing.
That’s the bad news.
The good news?
I just had lunch.
What was for lunch?
A box of Poppycock and a Christmas cookie.
Hey nobody said being sick didn’t have its advantages and my resolution doesn’t kick in for another day or two.
December 29, 2005
Brains….Brains!!!
No I am not talking of my friend
Copygodd. I speak of that green chunks of greasy, grimey, gopher guts coming out of my face. I have been limping along with very little symptoms, and then of course as soon as we get closer to the holiday weekend, I am suddenly forced to breath through my eyelids because every other orifice is clogged with some kind of toxic waste. Now, aren’t you glad you stopped by to read?
December 28, 2005
It's Medicinal
I have come up with my own night time cold medicine can anyone guess what it is?
Jesus Take The Wheel
I am not exactly sure that he has a license, but metaphorically speaking he can have the wheel for a while. Mrs. G bought me a CD of Carrie Underwood’s (American Idol winner) called “Some Hearts”. On that CD is a song called “Jesus take the Wheel”.
There are times this year when I wanted to throw my hands up and ask Jesus to take over the driving duties. The road I have taken this year has caused some serious stress in my life, and has made it more difficult on me and my family than I care to admit. As I was driving into work this morning, I could not help but think that perhaps it’s time to turn over the driving duties once again and become a passenger for a while.
It’s a great song and everyone should go and watch the video! See it below or even put it in your own blog.
Jesus Take the Wheel ~ Carrie Underwood
December 27, 2005
What did you get?
My Christmas present has not yet arrived. My present will be when the kids go back to school and stop being able to pester each other 24/7. They are on isolation overload at this point. Each wanting to get the upper hand in the toy playing department, and both fighting off Genuine Toddler from trying to participate in all the Genuine kid games.
Let me know if you got a cool or perhaps an unusual gift this Christmas! Tell me, what did you get?
December 24, 2005
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
To all of you and yours from the Genuine tribe, have a happy and safe holiday !
I'm Dreaming of a White Ice Cream Christmas
I woke this morning in a sweat after dreaming of a day at the mall shopping for the kids where I spent my last nickel on the last stocking stuffer. My wallet was empty and I had absolutely nothing left in the tank. At that moment I was confronted by a manager of a local ice ceram shop with his hand outstretched looking for payment of the soft serve ice cream cones my children ordered. As I tried to explain to the man that he should not have entered into a consumer contract with a customer under the age of 18, my wife came up and handed me some other presents she had needed in order to fill her list. The urge to go postal came over me just before I woke…
Merry Christmas.
December 23, 2005
Time is running out!
We have two more days to shop for Christmas and here at the BoB Awards we have 10 more days to nominate your favorite blogs! I’ll be starting the prize page soon and it looks like we are going to have some unique and fun prizes for all of the winning blogs in each category. If anyone would like to donate a prize for the winners in a category, please contact me. I’ll put your name on the prize list and link your blog!
Nominations will be accepted until January 3, 2006.
