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September 12, 2006
Dain Bramage

Tony Bennett may have left his heart in San Francisco, but I believe I left my brain somewhere between Cheyenne and Albuquerque.  Every thing I touch today goes to hell in a hand basket.  I’m forgetting things, losing things and just being completely moronic [insert sarcasm from the peanut gallery here].  I often joke about having head injuries and since I have had 7 documented concussive episodes, it probably stands to reason that I have good days and bad days with my cognitive functioning.  It’s the only way to explain the complete lack of brain cells on my part [insert Crown Royal joke here].  My wife on the other hand has her own theory, our once in a blue moon “Mommy and Daddy” time has thrown my life out of balance.  She says we better lay off  that action for a while until my life comes into focus again. 

She was kidding right?

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  3 Responses to “Dain Bramage”

  1. Jazzy Says:

    You can only hope! 😉

  2. Theresa Says:

    You need MORE mommy and daddy action, not less! 😉

  3. Lisa Says:

    Sarcastic comments? From US?????

    I agree with Theresa. You need to get some, seems to put life back into focus everytime!

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