I was reading through the comments at The Blogfathers, one of the other 16 sites/blogs where I contribute, and I read a comment by Jen at beanlet’s blog:

(I should add – very prejudicially but nevermind – she was the utter spit of one of those stick like Jucy-Couture-tracksuit-wearing I’ve-got-a-cute-child-as-an-accessory ‘Yummy Mummies’).

I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle.