I have been cleaning out my master bedroom walk-in closet today, something that really has not been done I think since the day we moved into our house quite some time ago, and I have been packing and boxing and throwing things out.  As I got to the back corner of the closet and began to work my way forward, I began to notice some little things.  Sort of the type of things you would not expect like you would if you had moths or perhaps a mouse problem.

I began to find toys, and especially small Lego’s stashed and stuffed and tuck into shoes, under folded sweaters and even in the pocket of an old suit of mine.  I can only assume that we have a new infestation which included a breeding pair of Lego’s.  This wasn’t the worst part of the discoveries I had made today however. The worst was a piece of food I can only assume was a partially opened package of string cheese that had been hidden and left in haste.  The coup de gras was the diaper I found.  Thank the good Lord the diaper was used but not used for number 2.  It had been crawled out of and left in the corner.  I assuming by the same culprit that had left the now string cheese that could be used as a railroad tie.  The problem is I could not identify the culprit as I had no way of knowing how long it had been there.  In fact, It could have been the four year old’s diaper for all I know instead of Genuine Baby.  It does make me wonder if I have a hobo living inside the closet.  So what types of skeletons do you have in your closet.  Mine I believe had decided to see if they can acquire squatting rights.

[photo courtesy of Stoker Studios]