GENUINE: What is it all about? Why Genuine?
Some time ago a friend and I began a conversation regarding the Vanity Plates and what our ultimate Vanity Plate would be. A Vanity Plate that describes you to a person on the street. They would look at that word on the back of your car and they would know that person. What would best describe you as a person? I was not sure. The one word that would best describe me as a human being?
It had to be seven letters or less. “INFLDER” I said. No that described the position I liked to play, but being an infielder should not be my legacy. How would I leave this world? Would I leave as a white heterosexual male with a few kids and a wife who loved him? What best describes this. “How about Normal”, I asked. Sure it was six letters which would fit, but is this the word that best describes me? Certainly, I have never been accused of being “Normal”. “How would you like to be seen by others?” she asked. How about “Nice Guy” I said. This might be somewhat true, but I have been known to be a real horses ass in the past. This was going to be hard, if not downright impossible.
"I am a Christian" I said. Too many letters and though it does describe me as a person, it is not all encompassing, hence the horses ass notation above.
"How about Athlete?" I queried. "Well", she said, "you are not getting any younger and pretty soon the wheels fall off." This may have been something in the past, but today it carries sort of a snicker with the label.
Out came the Thesaurus and the Dictionary. A few minutes of pondering and she came up with the word. “You’re Genuine” she said. “I’m what?” I asked. I have never heard of such a description, nor had anyone said I was, so we looked at the definition.
Genuine (j n y - n) 1. Actually possessing the alleged or apparent attributes or character: genuine leather. 2. Not spurious or counterfeit; authentic. 3.a honestly felt or experienced: genuine devotion. b. Actual; real: a genuine dilemma. 4. Free from hypocrisy or dishonesty; sincere. 5. Being of pure or original stock.
I’m not sure that this best describes me as a person, but if a friend can label another friend, I would be honored to carry this mark like a Scarlet Letter. What you see is what you get.
What is your Vanity Plate? Could you describe yourself in seven letters or less? Send me your word.
Well, look who's stepped outta the shadows! Fantastic! Welcome to the dark side, my friend. Nice to see you here!
My vanity plate is GOLLUM. I totally identify with Gollum because he's obsessed by something he lost and can't get back, and so am I :-)
static loon. but that's more than seven letters though. darn it. maybe i could go vowel-less with the vanity plate - sttcln. eh... maybe not. :)
Okay Genuine...couldn't come up with one by myself..went with route of asking those closest to me and the word is EMPATH. Happy now? hahah
Mine has "BUDDHA" on it. Legal as a begal here in PA.
If you see it on the road..just give a honk or two.
Three guesses why I have it..
actually i have always said that when i become old and senile, that i will buy a beater car and smash into peoples cars with vanity license plates...they cant arrest me because im old and senile...see how that works...