I have often been referred to as a jack of all trades and master of none. I find that now to be an obsolete statement. A have been crowned a Haiku Master! I am in some wicked good company, and I would like to thank the Judith Light Brigade and all of the Team Haiku for their graciousness and honor.

It is a badge I wear with honor. Well, it doesn't look like a badge but that's my story and I am sticking to it.

So a Haiku of acceptance:

Accepting honor
I wear toilet seat with pride
Thank you one and all.

I will defend with honor this award, and you can bet that come Thursday I will be counting out the 5-7-5 with all of the flock.

Comments

:) ~ I am very proud of you!! Well done!

comment by Amber at 11:05 PM on 06.14.04 [ link ]

I know you are so proud! Congrads

comment by Hula Doula at 11:44 PM on 06.14.04 [ link ]

Wonderful! But is that a gold toilet????

comment by etherian at 11:51 PM on 06.14.04 [ link ]

OK, NOW you can die happy. Congratulations!!!

comment by Mindy at 01:40 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

All that's left to accomplish in life now is hvae bay number three. Enjoy your toilet thingy until then.

comment by Lee at 05:57 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

Congratulations!
Coveted award is just
tamponacular!

comment by Mir at 06:13 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

With 22 days left
father to be earns golden
toilet badge to wear

comment by Ben at 08:05 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

congrats sweets...

comment by Autumn at 09:06 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

You can't be master
If your Haiku's are wrong count
Try it again Ben!

comment by Genuine at 11:44 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

I count like a three year old and say "two two" instead of "twenty two"

I knew that college degree would come in handy!

But you are correct, Master, and I will go stand in the corner for 5 7 5 minutes and contemplate the error of my ways.

comment by Ben at 11:58 AM on 06.15.04 [ link ]

Oh, and sorry that wasn't a haiku, there's a thunderstorm here and I've been hiding under the couch and only coming out to post.