Jay has made his confessions today, so I thought I might as well join him and make my own confession.

I actually confessed to my wife last night that I am a shallow person.

1. If you are an axe murderer, chances are you're not invited in my home.

2. If you beat your wife or children, chances are I don't invite you to a family picnic.

3. If you are a drug dealer, I might not give you a ride to the airport.

4. If you are a terrorist, chances are you are not invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

I'm sorry I guess I am just a bad person.

Comments

That's shallow? It seems like plenty of people will still get invited...

comment by Marcia at 11:55 AM on 09.29.04 [ link ]

*hides something sharp behind his back.*

Ahem. Who, me? I was just going to trim the tree. Why?

comment by Ben at 12:21 PM on 09.29.04 [ link ]

Oh but did you ever wimp out on this one!

comment by The Zero Boss at 04:25 PM on 09.29.04 [ link ]

Jim is not a wimp as I know, Zero Boss! Don't listen to him Jim, he can't handle the truth!

comment by Rockchild at 10:13 PM on 09.29.04 [ link ]

Alright, does that mean I am no longer invited to your home? I will leave my axe ouside, I promise.

comment by debby at 07:44 AM on 09.30.04 [ link ]

Gay marriage: yes or no?

comment by Charone at 10:43 AM on 09.30.04 [ link ]

Those are most hilarious.....ha!

But unless the 'O-ffenders' confess themselves....how would one know they are co-mingling with axe murderers, wife beaters, et al?

Therein lies the problem....

comment by Vickie at 12:01 PM on 09.30.04 [ link ]