I was thinking that I might start a new contest here at Genuine. I was thinking that my family of 4 toilet paper users, can go through a roll of toilet paper in our household faster than any other blogger's home. I am constantly replacing the roll. I am certain that we don't have a square to spare.
As you can probably tell, I was sitting on the toilet and I had this random thought as well while looking at a Mr. Bubbles canister of bubbles by Toosietoy. The canister says it is for ages 3 and up. Okay, I understand. It also says that it is not intended for human consumption. Okay, but they obviously don't know my children. Finally, I notice that it also states that they are "Non-Toxic Bubbles". Herein lies my thought, do they make Toxic Bubbles for children?
Is there a rule that says that all possible things that are to be placed in the trash are not in the trash can, and all things not intended for the trash are placed directly in the bottom of said trash can?
If toilet paper is a separate product from facial tissues, which is intended to be the most skin/user friendly? Wouldn't my butt want to have equal treatment or vice versa?
Can someone please tell me how in the world you get footprints on the mirror which is at the same height as my eyes? No you read that right, "footprints".
Yes, in case you are wondering, which I'm sure most of you were, I wasn't in there going poop, but as stated in my earlier post, I was bawling my eyes out with the door locked.
Oh my. I just realized. We are down to the last 2 rolls. And I just went to the store today. Pray with me please, that my family of poopers makes it through tomorrow afternoon without going to the Sears Wish Book.
I was passing through from BE and thought I'd give my thoughts on the toilet paper and footprints. Footprints are very possible on the bathroom mirror as I've seen them many times. I never caught the offending child but I know they did it because no one else in my household could produce footprints that are the same as a size 1 shoe. Toilet paper is used for making wedding dresses for naked barbies and helping army men practice for fighting in the snow.... Go figure!
Just two of us here and we go through more TP than a rest area. I think the dog and cat must play when we leave the house.
Imagine running in between classes for a quick release to find that the last person used the last of the roll. I should get hazard pay! LOL
Oh, no. I guaran-damn-tee you we can top the tp consumption here. Wait until GG is a little older, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Note to self: Send Genuine Fmaily toliet paper for christmas...
Well I could tell you how I have gotten my foot prints on the mirror, but I will leave it to your imagination.
We just have three people and we can totally beat any of you in the toilet paper olympics.
I don't know if they actually make toxic bubble bath, but they do seriously make toxic crayons, so make sure you buy the non-toxic colors. I learned that on Oprah.
I often wonder who uses all of the TP in this household ... and then I realise I'm the only one home all day long - so it must be me.
I am *so* looking forward to the trip to Sam's Club so we can buy the wonderful fluff in bulk to get us through the winter. Nothing says hot momma like a minivan full of rolls of TP.
You got me at "I am constantly replacing the roll". You mean -- men can actually do that??
I guarantee we can top you! We go through a 12 pack of double rolls every couple of days.
when I see the single rolls for sale, I laugh. Who the hell buys one roll?!
I have an entire case of toilet paper in my linen closet. This means I'm storing towels on the floor by the sink but it'll be worth it when we're marooned out here in the toolies by blizzards. And everybody knows people poop more when there's snow on the ground. I just hope people don't reach for the towels when the roll is gone.
I think the reason why there is footprints on your mirror because somebody walked up your bathroom wall! Tell them to clean there feet next time, Jim!
We are always out of toilet paper when Nadia is here, so maybe that's why mom does not let her sleep ova anymore, but I thought it was her farts!
I hope your eyes are ok, Jim!
I think we have you beat on the toilet paper consumption..my 2 boys go thru 1 roll every day. DOUBLE PLY.. Beat that!
I totally agree with butts deserving as good of treatment as the face and nose. This is why - at home I use the Ultra Cottennelle. It's so nice... although a little more expensive, I figure my butt is worth it... and after having to use the sandpaper they call toilet paper here at work, while at home, I deserve some pampering. But - if I had kids going through that much, I'd stick to the regular Cottennelle... or at least Charmin. ;-)
Footprints? Hmmm... you have very interesting children... LOL!
Personally? I think that every household id equipped with a toilet paper troll, and it steals our toilet paper for who knows WHAT nefarious deed :-)
Why doesn't my husband look before he sits to see if there is enough toilet paper for his consumption? I'm sick of hearing him call me from the bathroom to get him another roll of TP. Did you not bother to check, man? Not to mention the guy uses half a fricken roll per #2 usage. Brother. Toilet paper is like gold to him, I swear. And don't let me get the regular Charmin and not the Charmin Ultra. Blasphemy I tell you. He needs the extra softness for his delicate bum!
Um, let's see:
Toxic bubbles are used in the dishwasher. But if they didn't label the bubble bath as non-toxic, would you have bought it? I'm always looking for crap like that.
There was a woman who wanted boob job, and talked to her husband about it. He told her to wipe between her boobs three times a day with a little toilet paper. She said "Huh? Why will that help?" He replied "It worked for your ass, didn't it?"
Not on the mirror, but one time I was loading groceries into my hatchback and there were footprints on the glass. My future father in law, standing beside me, was not amused, too much.
I have 6 people in my home, 2 of which use a half a roll of toilet paper each time they use the bathroom...I go through at least 3 rolls a day, sometimes 4.
And just think...the 2 that use so much...are not at home until 3 and 4 pm during the week, and I am gone most of the day too, so we are talking 3-4 rolls from 3pm until 10pm...TOP THAT!
LOL
If you do a hand stand on the counter, you can get footprints on the mirror. Or if you are holding a child up he can squirm and put footprints on the mirror.
My family could win that contest HANDS DOWN!! We are a family of 4 TP users and I would be willing to bet we use it up faster than the Genuines! :)