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December 22, 2004
The Art of Fire Eating

Have you ever put a spoonful of volcanic lava in your mouth just to see what size blisters develop as a result? I have not either, although rice that has been cooking too long in the microwave that is put into the mouth without first checking the temperature is about as close as you can get. I think that little hangy thingy in the back of my throat is gone and my tonsils are no longer needing to be taken out. I'm off to see if they will take me in the burn unit over the weekend!

genuine | 12:33 PM


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