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December 22, 2004
Fa ra ra ra ra....

Raise your hand if you will be blogging on Christmas!!! I have to have a backup plan in place if I get bored. It's alot like the backup plan in the Christmas Story after the dogs destroyed Christmas Dinner. You know...

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey A La King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE! ~Ralphie as narrator

and then they break to the scene in the chinese restaurant!

Waiters: [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.


Head Waiter: No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.


Waiters: Deck the halls with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

Head Waiter: No, no! Sing something else.

Waiters: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh!

I could go on all day about that movie!


Dad: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mom: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Dad: Oh, yeah.


No really, where can I go to read an updated blog on Christmas!!??

genuine | 01:50 PM


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