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April 11, 2005
I'll take "Broken Things" for $200 Alex

My children are a little destructive. It seems as though anything in our house that costs more than $200.00 is doomed to be broken by them. It's the $200.00 threshold.

If you are a DVD player, your life expectancy here at the Genuine household is well below average, but of course a few weeks longer than the warranty.

If you are a computer, you can bet they will find a way to pull out a USB port and cram it back in, or open and close a CD/DVD tray so many times it is exhausted and no longer works. "Can somebody tell me what happened to the E drive?"

If you are a TV in this house, you are more than likely not going to see the next generation of VCR or DVD player, because after a few days of subjective use by the Genuine children renders your screen useless except for that little white lines and grey area. But the sound seems to work fine.

If you are a CD player that is used to play Children's songs, or those nice classical music CD's that baby is supposed to be smarter after listening to, your eyeball is about a week old when it gets its first damage.

To all of you electronic engineers out there that want to get on my good side, could you please use my children as your product testers before I spend $200 + on your items? You can come try out your products here anytime. I would be happy to put them through the Genuine test. Perhaps I need to start buying all my electronics from Fisher Price.

We can make lenses for eyeglasses that are scratch free but of the $800 worth of Disney DVD's that I have only about thirty seconds play before the damage is so bad we need to switch out for a newer as yet not scratched disc. I guess I need to start burning extra copies for the playing disc, and keep the originals under lock and key as the master.

*CRASH*

Please excuse me while I go find out what expensive piece of equipment just met the doom of the my children! Mommy?.....where's your laptop????

genuine | 01:56 PM


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