If you fart in your office and there is nobody there to smell it, does it stink?
Hey......is wasn't me!
S.H.I.T. (So Happy It's Thursday)
I think it depends on if it knocks down a cubicle wall. Great question!
It wasn't you. It was the dog. It's ALWAYS the dog. Got it?? (Man, just have to teach you everything, do I?)
As a kid I would always blame it on the dog or my little brother. Now I have kids to take the blame, but I believe the axiom of choice is "he who smelt it dealt it."
Farts don't smell.
The odor is a psychological manifestion. To hear a fart immediately invokes the response in the brain that something smelly this way comes. It is only because of the nature of the orifice that expelled it that we attribute a bad odor to it.
In fact, when around people we do not like, we can also occasionally smell that offensive gassing even though there was no apparent letting. It's a manifestation of our feeling toward the person of our choosing to justify the dislike.
It is also a game when several grown males get together. Each tryng to out do one other in quantity and, if you will, quality. Of course one would not be able to control the intensity from one gassing to another, therefore the odor must be psychological so that we can vary the intensity as we wish, to fit the occasion for feeling.
ppfpfpfftttt...Oops.
*it doesn't smell...it doesn't smell...it doe..*
DAMN! *holding breath* Gotta run.
I have gas issues because I eat so many vegetables. And it's not my fault when I let one go in my office and someone insists on walking in right then and standing by my chair. I just ignore it as they sniff the air.