I wish there was an easy answer for this guy!
I usually know the answer as she is shoving her tongue down my throat!
I generally use the 'go for it' rule. Sure, there are a few slaps, more than a few 'yuck, why did you do that's,' but occasionally (well, once) she actually wanted it.
Which then leads to my just as successful pick up line "C'mon babe, you know you want it."
No Fair! We didn't have google back in the 80's to help us out with stuff like that. Kids today are just plain spoiled ;)
Long time lurker and I finally got my own blog. Woo hoo! It's about damn time too LOL. I'll be by more often now.
I don't appreciate you making light of my difficulties dealing with the fairer sex.
Some of us aren't as adept as others.