Okay so the title references one of my favorite books! I was wrestling with my one year old and handily winning I might add when he pulled out a knife like instrument and decided I needed to have some scarring. No this is not a picture of my butt scar again!
I am getting too old for this stuff. I'm gonna have three of these boys? I guess we have to teach them early on the family motto of "work hard play hard"! I just forgot about the part of the family motto, "when losing a fight....CHEAT".
Ouchy! At least it's just a small cut....dummy me taught my 2 yr old how to do Kung Fu snake strikes. The eyes are prefered targets (I did not sahre this info with him), but when we are "playing karate", a few times he's switched to kung fu and hisssssed as he stuck his spear handed fingers in my eye. Neosporin was of no help.
Shannon
Well, thank heaven I don't have to look at your butt again! At least there were no stitches. Hope you were forgiving of GT. Mine is always so shattered after something like that. "You okay, Mommy? I sowwy!"
Just remember, that's still nothing compared to what Mrs. G endured to birth the little bugger for you. :-) My husband often gets his glasses smashed into the bridge of his nose when wrestling our daughter. What astounds me about it is that he still acts surprised when it happens, like he hasn't figured out by now that wrestling usually involves some injury to his person.
Are you sure you didn't smart off to Mrs. G and she hauled off?
I don't think you'll go blind. Well, at least not from that anyway. Whiner. ;D
I'm going to waive my right to participate in said boy activities and mail my two over to you for basic training, k?
HOLY CRUD!
*note to self, start to remove all sharp objects from the house, 11-year-old girl is about to be a teenager*
I have attributable scars to both my children. Since you have twice as many kids as I, I reckon you'll end up with twice as many scars!