....she'll be sleeping. Mrs. G was up most of the night, so I decided to give her a little break from the thundering herd and let her sleep in this morning. I figure she is going to need her rest so she can have this baby soon, and she was looking a little tired and sleep deprived. Then after she sleeps for a nice long while, I'm hooking her up to the bumper and we are going to drive to the hosptial. I figure the run should trigger something.
That's so cruel.
At least hook her up on the side of the car, so she can at least talk to you while she's running! ;)
You in a hurry to start changing more diapers?
Running - doesn't work.... Bumpy Car Ride - doesn't work... Scrubbing floors on your hands and knees - doesn't work.....
I have heard of a cabbage soup that "works" but I think what really happens is you build up so much gas there's no room for the baby and it gets fed up and starts to move out. Of course I've also heard that there is some uhhhh "release of gas" to deal with too.
Sex is the best remedy. Funny how the one thing that gets you in this situation, also has the ability to bring it to fruition.
God does has a sense of humor.
-Dottie
Poor Mrs. G, and POOR YOU! You guys both need some rest - can you hire a babysitter for a couple of hours and get a nap?
Thank you for yet another post that convinces me that I never want to have children. You are performing a valuable service to me.
No, SEX is what triggers something.
Oh wait. That's how you got in this predicament to begin with.
Have you stocked up on frozen peas yet?
Wench's comment had me LMAO. Poor Mrs. G. Keep being nice to her G, and I'm sure she will return the favor when you need some pampering!
I think Theresa is right. You really can't afford to be anything but nice & accomodating to Mrs. G considering your upcoming "procedure." Paybacks are a bitch!
You are all wrong. We tried sex until my spouse was exhausted--it was like a second honeymoon--but I still had to be induced at the hospital.
The baby will come when the baby is ready. I see a pregnant lady hitched to a bumper, and that driver is getting a piece of my mind, and then some...
I hate to break it to you, but I think that baby's going to show up soon, but you're not going to make it happen.
Or you could do a Friends' episode and not share the details with us.
Yeah, that'll trigger something allright...a sudden desire to perform a v-section -- and I wouldn't blame her one bit ;o)
Then again, you're letting her sleep and that makes you okay in my book.
I would hope you guys know the sex trick... it's what got you in this predicament to begin with!
Sounds like Genuine Baby is like my last one... a mind of its own and will come when it wants to, and that's that. I will pray for you in the teenage years. ;)