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August 23, 2005
Praise the Lord and pass the CX717!!
If it can help monkeys, I'm postive it can help new parents. Reuters reports that Cortex Pharmaceuticals has come out with a new wonderdrug for sleep deprivation.
When the monkeys were subjected 30-36 hours of sleep deprivation, average performance accuracy dropped to 63 percent, which was restored to 84 percent after CX717 treatment.

Honey, fire up the car, I think we are off to Irvine, California, to talk to Dr. Deadwyler. I'm volunteering to be a monkey!

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Comments

You are? Honey stand in line, you've gotten more sleep than me lately....god that is sad!!!!

comment by MrsG at 11:30 AM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Sleep is highly over-rated. Power naps, though ...

comment by Tris Hussey at 12:21 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Ooooh...

How come they didn't have this when Baby Girl was doing her I-don't-need-no-stinkin'-sleep thing? Sounds like the Best Drug Ever.

comment by Karen M at 12:26 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

As soon as I started reading, I knew you wanted to be a monkey. Oh, Hi, Mrs. G *waving* Sorry you're not getting much sleep...

comment by Theresa at 01:22 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Isn't speed cheaper?

comment by InterstellarLass at 01:35 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

I'm coming with you!

comment by Edgy Mama at 02:15 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Can we stop at cigar and martini bars along the way? Oh wait, enough martinis and I sleep like a convenience store wino.

comment by Norman at 02:47 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

I could really increase my blogging time with something like that!

comment by buffi at 03:23 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee. I'll pay for gas, you pack the snacks. Let's go! (Can you tell I was up with Boo Girl all night last night - she has a fever - and got an hour's worth of sleep?)

comment by Anne-Marie at 05:00 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Great! Maybe I can volunteer to be a guinea pig.

comment by Christopher Trottier at 05:04 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

What is this "sleep" of which you speak?

comment by Mamacita at 05:11 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

lol - pass it on to those of us who just finished 16 hours of travel too!

comment by Arieanna at 09:07 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

His name is DEADwyler? This frightens me.

comment by Eulallia at 11:34 PM on 08.23.05 [ link ]

Where do I sign up?

comment by Scully at 09:36 AM on 08.24.05 [ link ]
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