Apparently, hottie Jennifer Lopez has asked her fragrance experts to recreate the smell of a baby's head.
Ummmmm.....Jennifer? You didn't make the Genuine 5 Most Shaggable, but if you want to come over to do some research on Genuine Baby's head, feel free to drop by anytime. Sheesh, to think all I had to do was rub my son's head on my cheeks for that baby smell. I wonder if it will come with a free spray of spitup and a DVD of baby noise to make the whole experience unique?
[hat tip Adrants]
Now you've done it.
You used "Jennifer Lopez" and "head" in the same paragraph.
Send in the (google) clowns...
Well, my daughter's head always smelled like Johnson's & Johnson's Bedtime Bath with Lavender and Camomile since that's what I bathed her with. I'd save a lot of money if I skipped over J-Lo's baby fragrance and shower with Bedtime Bath.
I can't even parse that. Sorry to hear you've been feeling poorly. Get well soon!
I pity the research that went into finding just the right scent described by Lopez.
BTW: Which "baby head" smell is she referring to? Johnson and Johnson or "spitup"?
Whoa, hang on, I totally know what she's talking about... and you know, every father I know sniffs his kid's heads, and then usually does the contented little sigh/smile thing. I'm not even sure they realise they are doing it.
Make sure you include a hint of the blow-out diaper scent, J Lo. Baby smell just isn't complete until you have yellow poop mixed in with that eau de whatever.
While she's at it she should try to get rid of the smell that Gigli left on the entire continental United States.
Not a father, but I definitely remember smelling the head of babies I've held, and I've probably done the 'sigh/smile' thing... weird biological response to a typical smell.