Okay so maybe I don't personally have the Asian Flu, but apparently, my computer does. I have been getting spam from every direction of the planet about the flu virus and how I can fight against it or make it into a porn viedo or whatever the case. The Asian Flu can apparently cure the worst case of impotency, can earn you money, and can get you a date. I don;t know what the big scare is about it, it sounds to me like it is the flu we have all been looking for!
OOooo! Scary! Flu-man-chu?
Wow. I wish my computer had the Asian Flu. Lucky you. ;)
We need something to be afraid of . It helps to drive the economy. Fear terrorists - buy duct tape. Fear the Asian Flu - buy my latest herbal supplement (sawdust compressed into tablet form. It really works!) Afraid of an obtrusive, fearmongering government bent on taking away your civil liberties - buy a... wait, what can I buy to alleviate my fear of that?
Make it onto a porn......roflmao
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