Most of the time when I am driving to work, I tune out the work to such a degree that I don't remember the drive. I let my mind wander, not thinking about anything in general, but letting it bounce from subject to subject. This morning's drive was no different:
* What makes a child spin around until they are so dizzy they fall down and bump their head on the furniture? Or worse, what makes them get up after the crying stops and begin to do it again?
* What would happen if you put a child in a room completely empty except for a six pack of Red Bull?
* How is it that a child can waste a whole roll of toilet paper while they are wearing diapers, but once they actually are potty trained and are supposed to use the TP they don't?
* At what point does your palette actually get over the hump of macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets everyday?
* Why does my shirt, my pillow, and my coffee smell like breast milk?
JT, what exatcly does breasmilk smell like?
My 5 year old still uses way too much toilet paper. She can go throguh a roll all by herself in just 3 days.
I'm not sure about the palette thing, if you find out let me know too.
Red Bull and a child, let me just say that those two things in the same sentence scare the hell out of me!
According to Bill Cosby, children are braindead so the whole repeat the thing that hurt you gig just goes with the territory.
it's how we decide what restaurants we can eat at...
do they have macaroni and/or chicken nuggets?
we only eat at the classiest place, obviously :-)
Whoa - if you can figure out the answer to the macaroni and chicken nuggets one ... I'll be your best friend for life and I'll send you a big fat imaginary check for 2 million bux.
Um... I don't get the one about macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets.
*finishes macaroni and cheese with chicken nuggets*
I cannot wait until we are past mac-n-cheese and chicken nuggests stage! Although we add in PB&J sandwiches to mix it up a little now and then. *sigh*
Maybe you should drink that first cup black, until you're awake enough to actually grab the half and half.
#1 - I don't know what it is, but it's probably the same thing that makes college students drink til they puke, then do it again the next night.
#2 - I'm not sure, but you'd probably get an enhanced version of #1.
#3 - Hm. When they're wearing diapers, it's fun to throw stuff in the toilet. TP is closest at hand. When they're potty trained they figure you're gonna make them wash their hands anyway.
#4 - Not until they upgrade to Hamburger Helper like Mom and Dad.
#5 - Well... Stop having babies!
Hopw I have been of assistance. If not, I'm still not liable.
I just wanted to say that I completely forget my drives on the way to see my fiance, work, to the store, to friends houses, pretty much everywhere but I never have thoughts as cool as yours. Thanks for making me laugh