I learned that I need a remote controlled flusher on the john so I can flush it from far, far away.

I learned that maybe all those teenage boys who said they'd die if we didn't give them sex might have been telling the truth after all. (Now I sort of feel bad)

okay whats with the wierd dreams everyone seems to have had last night? Everyone is blogging about wierd dreams, I thought I was the only one who blogged today about a wierd one (actually mine is a retarded one lol). Hmmmmm - damn Sandman mustve accidentally sprinked crack on us all instead of pixy dust.

I learned that maybe there's a reason why I get different amounts of coffee buzz every time I drink a cup of the stuff.

I learned lots of other things, too. But I'm not telling.

I learned you go to a therapist.

I learned you are just as witty as 3 days ago and HEY so men won't go blind if we don't give it to them? just heart failure?

I stand up and applaud you, and at the same time sit here and wonder where the hell you found out that first point from.

I learned that my "gross-out" threshold is dangerously high. I read each item through and never stopped chewing my pizza.

I learned that you have no clue what I look like, or you'd have recognized me behind the wheel of that 18 wheeler!

I learned that I should not have had two cups of mocha java after taking my herbal energy supplement.

Since I already knew about #1, I learned NOT to keep toothbrushes on the bathroom countertop. Gah!

I learned I need to get my hands on whatever you're taking during rehab so I can have great dreams like that too....Winnie the Pooh??? How cool is that!!??

Oh, and I want the job your dog has as a deck guard. :-)

I learned that driving a car with kids on a long road trip and driving me crazy go hand in hand! I learned the frequency of a good toddler scream! ( and yes it can break glass)