It was a proud poop. A poop you can call a top 10 in every pooping category. If my son was here during one of our potty training sessions, it would be the text book poop. Looking to my left I gaze at the TP holder in horror! Yes…. 2 squares, the worse thing that could possibly happen to a perfect poop. That’s okay, I’ll get a replacement…I will salvage this. No replacements. Crap! The 2 squares will have to hold until reinforcements arrive.
Now I know that my daughter is only 4 and she does not know the problems with not having the proper paperwork to complete the project. She of course, was not the last one in the sand box this day. Genuine Boy we all know does not yet use said potty. My question is honey…leaving two squares? You had just enough to get the job done and didn’t want to over do it?
I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare." - (either) Jane or Elaine
If you had already started your new job; simple things like this would be no worry. Why that is what .... are for.
Why is it always mom's fault? Why is it that when I am so generous by leaving the next person a few squares I get ragged on...next time I'm leaving nothing but the cardboard roll. Oh and I'm not even going to mention the fact that I HAVE TO PEE 20 TIMES A DAY MORE THAN YOU!!!!
Of course, there's a Seinfeld episode for EVERYTHING. LOL!
Well I thoroughly enjoyed your poop story! In fact, there's nothing like a great poop story! Too bad I can't toss ya a few squares.
LOL, Thanks for the giggles!