I have done a lot of soul searching and I have come up with perfect job. The job that I can be proud knowing I am the best of the best at performing my duties. A job I can handle with unparalleled enthusiasm. Ladies and Gentleman I present to you my new job.
Deck holder downer.
Ah yes..............a perfect job for the two of you..and what a find Yellow Lab I might add. Honey, bring Genuine a cold one. It's getting hot out here.
Wendy, he can move the desk and the computer out there, and it will actually do the job for him and he can actually take breaks...bathroom (which he seems sooo fond of), eating, changing poopy diapers...Hey this just might work!
that's better than mine ... i wanted to be the guy who "holds up the wall". but i like yours better.