Some things are just too good to pass up. I just received this gem (not exactly work safe, but not horrible) via email:
read more »let the good times roll!
throw me something mista!
Who are you kidding? You wouldn't pay for ANYTHING! You would keep all the quarters for yourself! We would hear you coming a mile away...jingle, jingle, jingle...
roll of quarters? you're being a bit ... optimistic, aren't you? more like a roll of dimes. heck, HALF a roll of dimes.