Etherian asks:

1. If you had one whole day to do as you please regardless of the cost or consequences, what would you do?

I would play an early morning round of golf at the Masters Course in Augusta, GA, than hop on a private jet to California and play Pebble Beach. Don’t forget the massage and private chef on the plane, and maybe the Hooters Calendar girls.

2. Joe Boxer or Fruit of the Loom?

Actually a little of both. Boxer Briefs. I do have Joe Boxer jammies.

3. If the Genuine Kidlets were animals, what animal would they be?

The Genuine Kidlets are animals! Actually, I think they would be Howler Monkeys!

Amber asks:

1. Top or bottom.... um.. bunk... yeah that's right, Bunk - top or bottom bunkbed?

I love the bottom. It is easier to slide into, and not as much work. I find I get much deeper sleep on bottom. Being on top can be dangerous for some.

2. If wishes were horses, and horses could fly, and you knew how to ride a flying horse... where would you go?

I would go around the world stopping at every city where I had friends. This could be a very short trip.

Miss Chin asks:

1. When did you know Mrs. G was the one?

The first time she sacrificed her own wants and needs to allow for mine which was something I rarely observed before.

2. If you could change anything about your life what would it be and why?

I would have liked to have been taller. My dreams were stopped because of my height. I’m only 5’ 7’ tall.

Debby asks:

1. HOW did you know Mrs. G. was the one?

Actually this is the same response as "when". Hey, she was my bartender.

2. Favorite breakfast cereal.

Frosted Mini-Wheats

Isabella asks:

1. Did you go to your high school prom?

Mine and three others. In mine I was part of the Royalty. “Open Arms” by Journey was our prom theme song. I wore a white tux with tails.

2. Do you remember high school as a fun time or a rotten time?

High School was my 15 minutes. I played both football and baseball on each varsity team for 3 years. I was the typical high school QB you see in the movies except I was friends with everyone. No real cliques. I had the coolest and prettiest girlfriend, and went to every party and function. Big fish small pond.

Zoot asks:

1. If your wife wanted to take your son to get a pedicure with her, what would you say? (especially if he heard RUEBEN from AI say he got them all the time)

“Can I go too?”

2. What is your one secret movie that you love but are ashamed to tell anyone you love?

Mary Poppins followed by a close second of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Autumn asks:

1. Choose (only) three words to describe yourself.

Genuine, Chivalrous, and Open.

2. How do you take it? Black or with cream?

Preferably intravenously, but I don’t have time for coffee additives. Black is perfect. God I hope you were talking about coffee.

Gina asks:

1. What do you think is your biggest fault?

Sometimes I can be a bit too righteous for others.

2. What is your best quality?

My sense of humor.

3. What is your favorite vegetable?

Corn on the Cob, followed by any kind of potato. I think I spelled that right which makes me ineligible for the Vice Presidency.

4. What's your favorite room in your house and why?

It used to be my family room with my big TV and recliner. Recently, I have developed a strong affinity for my den. I’m a blogaholic now.

5. Britney or XTina?

Britney, unless she speaks, then Christina.

Shaunacat asks:

1. Assuming that reincarnation is real, what would you like to come back as and why?

My father’s dog. He has received better treatment than I ever did. Actually that is mostly true. I would love to be a dog loved by his master.

2. What is the most daring thing that you've ever done? (Daring as in extreme risk to yourself or others)

Sex without a condom.

3. Cargo pants or jeans?

Jeans are my life.

Yvonne asks

1. If you're very pregnant wife asked you to get her a gallon of ice cream at 10pm, would you dare respond to her by saying "That's not very nutritious and you really need to keep your weight down?"

I go at any hour necessary and I bring back two gallons! Hey, she is the mother of my children she ROCKS!

2. If your very pregnant wife got a severe leg cramp at 2am would you dare tell her to "Get up and walk it off" or would you RUB IT FOR HER?

She would have to come find me first. 2 a.m. is not yet my bedtime. Since she had to walk to find me point is moot. I always rub anything she directs me to.

Mindy asks:

1. If we all lived in the same town, what do you think the chances would be that we'd get a molecule of work done, EVER, and how long before we'd all be sent to rehab, our rooms, the loony bin? Do you think our spouses would have to resort to grounding us from each other?

Quiet a complex and compound question, to be answered with only one word. YES!

We would work together while undergoing rehab at the loony bin. I forgot to mention, I have been grounded now for about a month.

2. What's the baby's name going to be?

Genuine Baby, but I must say, Logan is on the list, along with 11 other names to be posted here later and voted on by our readers. Actually, we were thinking of doing the ebay name our baby auction.

Liz asks

1. Rare, Medium or Well-done?

Medium Rare. I like the blood to be warm.

2. Diet Coke or Pepsi?

Diet Pepsi by the truckload.

3. Sleeping on stomach or back?

What the hell is sleep? I usually end up face down.

4. Do blondes really have more fun?

All hair color has fun with me. I have only experienced a few blondes, but I would have to say no, not more fun but maybe more dates.

Cher asks:

1. What is your favorite restaurant in the Lodo area? (BD's Mongolian BBQ for me)

The Chop House next door to Coors Field. All the hockey teams eat there. My daughter got to meet the entire Chicago Blackhawks team when she was about 9 months old. She was passed around like a fatty at a Grateful Dead concert. (Keep it clean). They have white cheddar mashed potatoes that you would literally kill for.

2. Are you an early bird or night owl? (Me, night owl.)

I usually don’t sleep until early morning. That I guess makes me more of a vampire.

Meeta asks

1. If you had to come back as an animal, what would you come back as?

See Father’s dog reference above. Not a foo foo lap dog, but a working breed, i.e. Lab.

2. If you could want anything in the world for your children...what would it be?

Freedom from any emotional or physical pain.

TJ asks:

ooh, ok. here come the JUICY questions ... mwahahaha:

1. What's your favorite juice?

Crown Royal

2. Why?

Crown Royal

Casey asks:

1. If you could have dinner with one person from history: who, where and why?

My grandfather. He was killed by a drunk driver when I was 7. I have wanted to talk to him ever since that time. (Also Abe Lincoln)

2. Which book influenced you most before the age of 10?

I actually called my Mom so she could go to the Library in our basement to find the book I first read cover to cover. Besides Run Spot Run. I think it was called Blackie or something. It was about a dog that got lost. I also loved a book about football. It had biographies about then famous players. I aspired to be Joe Namath. Yeah I am that old.

3. Coffee or tea? ...and how do you take it?

I love coffee black, and I can drink tea, with a bit of milk.

Andreah

1. Is it true you had a crush on your babysitter?

My Mom is our babysitter. How am I supposed to answer that? As a child, it was my grandmother! So uh ……..crush is not exactly the descriptive term.

2. Is it true that you bite your fingernails?

Never have.

3. Do you say anything when someone around you sneezes? (Whether you know them or not)

I always say “bless you” to everyone. I have been known to hand tissues to complete strangers.

4. What is the sexiest part of your wife’s body?

Her eyes, smile and dimples. *melt*

5. What is the sexiest part of your body? (you answer, no fair asking your wife what she thinks)

I have a nice ass. No really!

Avrialeden asks:

If you had to choose a favorite sister in law.who would it be? (just jokin around)

Yes folks, she is my only “legal” SIL.

Ok for real now...

1. Have you ever had the nerve to streak in public?

Yes, but never had the urge.

2. What is the craziest thing you and your wild brothers have ever done??

It was near the Mexican border during a weekend of Bachelor Partying. Sorry, I have been sworn to secrecy. Let’s just say a golf cart was severely wrecked that weekend, Tequila was involved and a 7 iron.

Carrie asks

Damn, everybody had reallyyyy good questions! Ok well you likely know what mine will be but here goes:

1. Describe your worst professional dilemma and how you resolved it?

Under advice of counsel, I am not at liberty to discuss the details. Email me and I’ll let you know. It did not involve Tequila or a 7 iron.

2. If you could have only one book on a deserted island, which book would it be and why?

I would have to say the Bible. Each time I have read it I have learned something new or have had a different perspective on what I read.

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