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May 27, 2004
Cicadas and Yabuts

I am not sure we here in Colorado have the Cicada problem that is plaguing the east. My problem seems to be that my house is infested with Yabuts. For those of you that don’t know anything of this vermin I should probably share an example of its devastation.

Me: Get in bed!

Her: Yabut I wanted to ask you something.

Me: What?

Her: I have to go potty.

Me: You just went potty.

Her: Yabut I have to go again.

Me: No, go to bed!

Her: Yabut I’m thirsty.

Me: No, go to bed.

Her: Yabut Mommy said I could.

Me: Mommy is not here.

Her: Yabut if she was here I could get a drink.

Me: I’m counting to three!

Her: Yabut can I have a drink first?

How do you fight against these Yabuts? Are they on a cycle of every four years?

genuine | 11:15 AM


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