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May 31, 2004
I am a Mom!

Well okay not quite a Mom, but I am now a sort of Philosophical Mother. That's right, a submission I made to this e-zine now appears! Go take a look at "My First Time"

Our very own Zero Boss is on the cover! Congrats Jay, but dude where did your kids get all that cuteness?

The magazine is put together by a very nice mommy and she has her own blog too. She is MOM & Pop Culture. Please go visit her site. Thanks Lizbeth Finn-Arnold and her huge staff! Actually she works alone and does a great job. Go and check out the Dads & Grads issue!

genuine | 10:16 PM | comment (13) | view »
Life's Little Lessons

The saying goes "You learn something new everyday". I have seen a few people sum up what they learned during the week. I have learned something that cannot wait for a week ending wrap-up. This is something that must be broadcast now for the safety of all.

If ever eating really HOT chicken wings, please remember this, always wash your hands before you go into the bathroom to go potty. Guys, this is a specific lesson for you! It gives a whole new meaning to the chicken dance!

genuine | 12:52 PM | comment (16) | view »
May 30, 2004
My Little Princess

Genuine Girl fell asleep in her wreck room. She is like a little doll. In fact, look at her venue for sleeping today.

Princess (Careful could be too cute for some eyes)

genuine | 05:18 PM | comment (16) | view »
"As you wish"

Like Westley said to Buttercup. Due to the overwhelming request for pictures of the work I have done in the back yard and because all of you need visual stimulation, here I post a picture of my work. Please enjoy.

Beautiful Back Yard

genuine | 12:27 PM | comment (13) | view »
May 29, 2004
Call the Florida Supreme Court

How could this happen twice? The votes have been counted the chad's have been extracted, and we have another tie.

James 14
Michael 14

C'mon people Aidan needs a middle name! Let's try this again with some heart huh? Please vote your heart not your head. Wait, that's what I did for the last election.......oooh I almost got political!

genuine | 04:56 PM | comment (42) | view »
"You Load 16 Tons..."

2 Saturdays
6 Tons of 1 1/2 Inch River Rock
1160 Square Feet of Sod
1 Pregnant Supervisor
1 Aching Back
2 Blisters

Added all up = 1 Beautiful Back Yard!!!!

genuine | 03:50 PM | comment (12) | view »
May 28, 2004
Photoshop Anyone?

Can someone please tell me where I can get one of the programs where you can cut and paste things from photos? I am wanting to cut and paste my picture next to a beautiful super model type. You know the kind? Then I could send you all Christmas cards with me and a hottie!

So far this is the best I could do......

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genuine | 09:38 AM | comment (26) | view »
May 27, 2004
Cicadas and Yabuts

I am not sure we here in Colorado have the Cicada problem that is plaguing the east. My problem seems to be that my house is infested with Yabuts. For those of you that don’t know anything of this vermin I should probably share an example of its devastation.

Me: Get in bed!

Her: Yabut I wanted to ask you something.

Me: What?

Her: I have to go potty.

Me: You just went potty.

Her: Yabut I have to go again.

Me: No, go to bed!

Her: Yabut I’m thirsty.

Me: No, go to bed.

Her: Yabut Mommy said I could.

Me: Mommy is not here.

Her: Yabut if she was here I could get a drink.

Me: I’m counting to three!

Her: Yabut can I have a drink first?

How do you fight against these Yabuts? Are they on a cycle of every four years?

genuine | 11:15 AM | comment (22) | view »
May 26, 2004
I'm an ass.

HASH(0x8a78bcc)
you are DONKEY! you are outgoing and genuinly
loving life. you're hilarious and tell it like
it is


what shrek character are you?
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Let's swap some manly stories and in the morning I'm making waffles! I took this from debby! I can't believe they used the word "genuinly" and then spelled it wrong!

genuine | 03:19 PM | comment (23) | view »
HOW DO WE FIT IN?

I was talking to Jay yesterday back and forth through email, and between bouts of hysteria after reading a few of his one liner zingers, I thought “I should blog this”. Well I have always been a day late and a dollar short when it comes to good ideas. Too bad, I'm blogging it anyway

Go over and tell him what you think the genre of your blog is and maybe we could come up with some fun categories.

Jay has aptly named our (as in he and I) genre as “Goofy Guys With Kids”.

We were discussing the popularity of some blogs and why their popularity has reached their levels. At this point he broke off into what I believe is a Hindu level of hierarchy in the world type analogy and I had one of my moments of the giggles. I had asked Jay why he felt Dooce was such a popular blog in the blogging community, I mean beside the fact she is an excellent writer and very talented. Then we discussed her style of not allowing comments on her site, and the fact that she rarely is seen visiting or commenting on other sites. I must confess I have no proof of this but she hasn’t visited my site nor left comment, which in itself is amazing self control.

Jay went on to say that he thought that she was the opposite of me, perhaps the Anti-Genuine. I hope what he meant was I read everyone’s blogs about 110 times a day and leave comments wherever I go. I guess he could have meant that I was just not very popular.

I think I’ll contact Dooce and ask her permission to use her name in a new tagline, something like:

“Genuine.........the Dichotomy of Dooce” or maybe the ever popular “Genuine.......the Antithesis of Dooce.”

genuine | 12:16 PM | comment (13) | view »
May 25, 2004
SMILE!

Charlie Chaplin is one of the great silent stars and of course was instrumental in begining what we now know as Hollywood today. What I did not know was he was also a pretty good composer of music. I thought I would ask all of you to join me wherever you are and show us those chicklets!

SMILE

(Please right click and save as or you will lose some chicklets)

Staying with the Hollywood theme, I need to thank Mindy for getting me something off my wishlist. Where is my wish list you ask? I think its number 332 on the list of things to get accomplished. To think we were gonna shoot the dog.....well we didn't...did we?

Thanks Mindy! Now if I could only find a yellow jump suit with a girl like that in it!

genuine | 07:27 PM | comment (4) | view »
May 24, 2004
It's Good to Be Home

When you go on vacation, you sleep in strange beds and you live in different places. It's always good to come home to your own bed and your small world of comfort. I like to be home where I am safe and I can be me. I am home now, refreshed and ready to tackle the world. Actually Mrs. G put it in better terms, "you're going into blog withdrawals aren't you?"

Without further adieu, let's announce the winner of the naming poll for Genuine Baby.

Aidan wins with not quite a landslide, but enough to be the delegate for the naming committee.

Your choice now is for middle names. I did not want to skew the results for the first name by adding into the mix the the middle name, but here are your choices to go with Aidan. Please place your votes and we will have our candidate for the Genuine Baby Name. To be submitted to Mrs. G for her consideration.

1. MacLeod
2. James
3. Michael
4. Wolfgang Petersen
5. Logan

All of these are family names which have there own importance. All except Wolfgang which is my favorite and Logan, which was the second place finisher.

genuine | 10:01 PM | comment (43) | view »
May 22, 2004
10,000

Alot like working while on vacation, you guys are gonna make me blog this weekend. As I type this, I am 37 visits from 10,000. If you happen to be the 10,000th visitor, If you could send a screen capture, that would be really cool. If not no big deal. Remember, 10K gets a prize from me! Good Luck!

genuine | 08:09 PM | comment (23) | view »
HELP!

Jay has come up with a great idea at the Zero Boss!


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Join in and show your support for the cause!

genuine | 12:54 PM | comment (7) | view »
May 21, 2004
4:03 a.m.

As I sit her clicking this mouse in time with the clock behind me, I have realized that I am a changed person. It used to be that I would not sleep and stare at the ceiling, rembering the day and running through my mind the next days' events. Now I sit and stare at this computer screen wondering what I have written and contemplating what to write.

I really had no idea what I was getting into when I first began this journey of writing. I certainly did not expect the outpouring of hearts and minds of the people I would meet and get to know on a personal level. Those that I have met have touched my heart and mind in ways too difficult to put to words. I have learned more about the human spirit in the nearly three months of writing Genuine than I have in years of wandering aimlessly at work and in circles of my friends and family. I have learned of thoughts of countrymen, and thoughts of people around the world.

The blogging community makes this planet seem small by joining people and lives that otherwise would not have met and would not have shared. I have laughed with you, cried with some, and in my own way hopefully have made some feel these same thoughts in the Genuine journey.

With all of the rewards I have reaped over the past few months, there comes a great price. I have seen this happen, heard it happen, and I too have experienced the cost of blogging. We all must re-evaluate our path once it has been chosen to see if we have been wise or whether there are other forks in the road that would be better suited for us. For this need of reflection I will be taking some time away. You may all feel free to contact me via email, as I will continue to want to know your thoughts and the things that happen that must be shared by friends. For a few days at least, I will be on blogging vacation.

genuine | 04:04 AM | comment (19) | view »
May 20, 2004
Do you Haiku?

I love to Haiku
So please come join Genuine
becoming master!

genuine | 12:46 PM | comment (5) | view »
May 19, 2004
Dead Phone

I keep wondering why my phone in the office does not ring when the others ring. I found out why. For some reason it won't keep a charge. Apparently, Genuine Boy has been charging his phone and mine is dead.

Go ahead and see...........

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genuine | 01:46 PM | comment (19) | view »
As promised before - Chapter 4

Well it is Hump Day, and I can't think of a better time to release Chapter 4 upon all of you that have been waiting so patiently. I hope not to disappoint. This chapter was somehow more difficult than the rest. Of course it could have been the bout with insomnia, something I'm not sure is completely cured. Hence the posint of this on humday at 12:17 a.m.

Please enjoy Chapter 4. If I can get Mindy's help, I will begin to combine the chapter buttons on the Links to Begin to compact these for easier reading. I must also thank the managing editor for the novel as it unfolds, Autumn. She very cleverly made a new layout for her site which I personally think is a gem, but then again, I love that movie! The rest of you, and you know which ones you are have all been an inspiration.

Finally, I thank Mrs G. She has been so patient and so understanding as I sit here in my office hours at a time to enjoy this outlet. She is so understanding and makes me feel loved in different ways everyday. Honey, I love you.


Enjoy Chapter 4 in the extended entry!

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genuine | 12:18 AM | comment (10) | view »
May 18, 2004
We return you to a bit of normalcy.

I have been working on my site today, and I am sorry but I have been preoccupied with what some are calling "Black Tuesday". I have not been down my blog roll yet, so I am sorry if any of you have been neglected by Genuine in the last three days.

I added a new feature to the Links on the left. I now have Excalibur to point out those blogs that have updated posts. Nef was instrumental in helping. What am I saying? He did everything. Everyone go tell him thank you from me by checking out his site. Definitely one of my favorite reads.
I will keep adding to my blogroll as things progress. Thanks for allowing me to rant earlier. I need a good rant now and then.

Update: Please for those I have not added to my blog roll please email me with your site.

genuine | 09:17 PM | comment (8) | view »
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genuine | 08:13 PM | comment (3) | view »
"Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry"

Today is just a sad day. A day filled with death and now loss. I can't begin to tell you how my heart is hurting.

I tried to associate the feelings of hurt with today, and for some reason I immediately thought of Oliver and Jenny. Yes, I am a sappy Love Story fan. I always cry at that movie.

Today my heart hurts like that.

"What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved Mozart and Bach, the Beatles, and me?" Oliver's opening line.

You see when things clash and get ugly, people don't often undertstand. They don't know how they hurt each other. They are mean and hateful. They want to hurt like they are hurting.

Oliver's father told him he would not give him the time of day if he married that woman (Ali McGraw). Oliver responded by telling his father "You don't know what time it is".

I think this may be my very first rant. I'm angry. No I take that back. I am pissed! Bear with me if you will. It usually takes alot for me to get to this point, but I'm afraid I have reached boiling. When I watch something that is wrong, I will not sit idly by and let it happen without comment.

People can be mean, evil and just hurtful. I believe that their malice has rotted them from inside. They cannot begin to understand what is good among people. They should be ashamed.

I am truly sorry today.

The last of the movie is Oliver standing facing his father. His father says I'm sorry she died Oliver, and the famous quote from the movie is:

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Mindy we all love you and want and need you to do what is right for you. When you come back to us, we never want you to utter the word sorry. After all we love you. Come back soon and see us.


genuine | 03:39 PM | comment (9) | view »
A Moment of Silence

I was first shocked then sad at hearing a fellow blogger had died. Yvonne made me aware of this and then I found that it had been confirmed. Rick Bedford, aka Waistdog has died.

Just a take a moment of silence and whatever you do to remember someone. I always looked forward to his comments, he was a true humorist. Thanks Rick. God be with you.

genuine | 12:08 PM | comment (7) | view »
The Genuine Review

When I first began researching what a blog was, I ran across a site that reviewed weblogs. Oddly enough, its call The Weblog Review. I was not sure what weblogs were at that point, so I did some clicking to review some of the readers' top 5 and the reviewers' top 5 and I started to enjoy reading some of what I saw.

So I decided to submit the Genuine site to get some feedback.

Here is what they had to say.


Go visit the site and search around. You might find some hidden Gems.

I would like to thank the staff at The Weblog Review for their kind words, and contstructive criticism. Now if I could actually figure out how to use my "About" section.

genuine | 10:38 AM | comment (10) | view »
May 17, 2004
Hula What?

I wanted to take the opportunity to introduce a new blogger to the community. Yeah I know we are related, but that's not why. She actually has funny stuff to say, oh and she loves my kids which is nice come babysitter time.

Introducing Hula Doula!

Go give her a hello and welcome her. If she says anything bad about me......all lies.

genuine | 02:05 PM | comment (4) | view »
Scary Stuff

We have all been witness to what happens to a man that has no sleep.

The Insomniac

I have been working on the Genuine Romance for some time now, let me know what you think. Check out the extended entry below.

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genuine | 12:14 PM | comment (10) | view »
May 16, 2004
Wreck Room Rehab

Mrs. G went into the mouth of the dragon and came out without a scratch. Okay, her butt and back hurts but no scratches. If you remember our bomb fiasco, you will appreciate the rehab that has now taken place.

Wreck Room Rehab 1


Wreck Room Rehab 2

And the crowd goes wild! Yay Mrs. G!

genuine | 06:07 PM | comment (19) | view »
Genuine Wisdom

According to the wisdom of Genuine Girl, today is napkin sharing day. All of you out there must share a napkin with a child. This will help teach other siblings how to share. My problem is we had pancakes for breakfast and I have Mrs. Butterworth all over my face. (Yes, I threw that in for all of you sickos). I get to share with Genuine Boy.

Her next bit of wisdom....You never, that means ever, have cookies for breakfast. Apparently, Genuine Boy did not get the memo. He was found watching Noggin with a bag of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies. After all he is his Daddy's son. Little punk ate all my cookies.

genuine | 09:53 AM | comment (10) | view »
May 15, 2004
Are you a hugger?

I could use a hug. Oh and I hug back!

genuine | 10:42 AM | comment (25) | view »
May 14, 2004
FIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEDDD!

Those of you that have seen Cat in the Hat know this line well. Mr. Humberfloob does a stand up job of firing people for things as miminal as shaking his hand. He is a bit of a Misophobia type. I fear the title is soon going to find its way to my desk, although as I stated to autumleaph earlier, "I don't think you can fire slaves". I am not sure who else would be doing the work.

Yesterday's Haiku Smackdown was a long day of Haiku, and for some, a long night. If you have never seen a post with 661 comments, you should go read the Haiku's performed yesterday. I am already thinking that next Thursday I'll be taking a vacation day! Don't think I won't! I laid in bed last night thinking of ways to fall asleep with the 5-7-5 count!

Apparently, I missed yesterday's fiasco with blogrolling, (see reasons above and 661 comments and haikus). I am thinking now I need to split my blogroll into manageable lists to allow me at least an opportunity to answer the phone and complete a bit of paperwork. I'm sure that the impending birth of Baby Genuine (see counter at left) will leave my time somewhat limited to blog unless of course I'm up all night pacing with a baby. Ah...multitasking!

The votes are being tallied for the name submission to the naming commitee! Aidan is ahead by 7 votes. I will tally votes through midnight tonight. Those of you that don't know me, yes, I will be up at that hour.

I'll be making a few changes to the blogroll to allow the most efficient readability. I will continue to strive to comment on every site and every post I read. I should just let you know, if the title of the post comes true, I'll start charging! If for any reason you do not see you blog at left, email me and I'll try to get you into the list.

I expect chapter 4 of the Genuine Romance to be coming soon, (no pun intended), thank you all for the comments and ideas I have received through the emails. I am announcing that autumleaph will be the managing editor until further notice. Actually, she has the most ideas, and she really writes a mean sexy email......nevermind.

On a final note, I wanted thank all of you for your graciousness and the attention you have given my blog these 2 1/2 months. Yes, I know it has been that long already. I can see my 10,000th visit on the horizon, and i would like to give out a prize to the visitor that hits that mark. Keep track of the site meter and if you are number 10,000, you will receive a gift!

Can you have more than one final note? I will...........TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

genuine | 09:23 AM | comment (11) | view »
May 13, 2004
Chapter 4 Happenings

I hope to write chapter 4 for posting this weekend. The parties find themselves going on their mission, by train ride to Zermatt and the Matterhorn from Geneva.

Does Brock finally sleep with Natasha on the train?

Will Angelica get to have her day in the saddle?

Is Angelica friend or foe?

Just a few questions that we need to have answed to take the next fork in the road for the Genuine Romance.

genuine | 11:59 AM | comment (8) | view »
Smack Me

There is a new rooster in the hen house. Genuine has thrown down the gauntlet in this week's Thursday Haiku Smackdown. Come on over and join the fun. Rude cactus is our gracious host.

genuine | 08:47 AM | comment (2) | view »
The Lullabye

It was little late to be surfing along to find this lullabye. You know 45 minutes just does not actually replace a full night of sleep.

Thanks anyway Amber.

genuine | 06:29 AM | comment (1) | view »
May 12, 2004
Huh?

May 12, and it is offically snowing at the Genuine household!

genuine | 06:06 PM | comment (11) | view »
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

After going through all of the votes for Baby Names, the winner is.........

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genuine | 03:42 PM | comment (31) | view »
The Lazy Days of Summer

I am going through a lazy phase.

Too lazy to tie my shoes. I'm going through this foot swelling thing anyway. Maybe just sympathy pains...or maybe its empathy pains?

Eating dinner takes too much effort. I'm officially on the lazy diet.

I'm trying to bring back the 80's no shave look, i.e. Don Johnson in Miami Vice. Shaving takes way too much energy.

It takes less effort to actually write about sex.

I would go to sleep, but that bed is all the way upstairs.

It's easier to talk to your family via IM because they live more than 5 miles away.

Knock the dog food over....he can feed himself. And he can always wait until the sprinklers come on for that drink.

Thankfully the days are longer. I will never get to changing those burn out bulbs in the kitchen.

Mow the lawn? Can't we just buy some sheep?

Bath night? How about some wet wipes? Can't they just run through the hose?

I'm trying to think of a catch phrase to respond to blog comments where all I have to do is hit Crt + V.

I need to get wireless technology in my house. Then I could blog from the bathroom and not have to get up for pee breaks.

Sorry if I have misspelled something.....that backspace key is way up there.

That stupid gopher guy must have seen something. The lazy days of summer have begun early! How lazy are you? Of course if you don't comment, I'll know.

genuine | 08:05 AM | comment (17) | view »
May 11, 2004
EEWWWWWWW Blemish

A new contest has begun over at fasteddiesbullet. Bloggers have submitted their blemishes in picture format to be later identified. Get over and take a peek. Some of them are quite sexy. Others...not so much. So many contestants, he has to break it into 3 days!

genuine | 05:19 PM | comment (4) | view »
Jolt Needed

Can anyone tell me the best/biggest (most effective) source of caffiene on the planet!

genuine | 09:11 AM | comment (20) | view »
Choosing

tuesday is chooseday

thanks to the first people to use the tuesday is chooseday system and enter their choosedays! now, either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.

    Would you rather:
  1. one day at a job you like, have your boss catch you masturbating OR sending out resumes to other employers?

    Resumes he would expect that.

  2. be seen on a date with a beautiful woman that was actually a man OR be seen on a date with a really ugly skank that smelled bad (courtesy of genuine)

    I'll take the man! Hey all I'm gonna do is be seen right?

  3. be on a totally nude beach all day long (with no chance of escape) without any kind of sunscreen or shade OR use the nastiest construction-site port-o-potty (out of severe need) that is lacking toilet paper? (courtesy of shaunacat)

    I've done the port-o-potty how about some nude action? Okay maybe not. No sun for the frank and beans please.

  4. be the first one to know the world is ending OR be the last one to know the world is ending? (courtesy of ilgondo)

    I'm always the last one to know everything!

genuine | 07:59 AM | comment (2) | view »
May 10, 2004
OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Does that counter over there say less than 60 days?

*Eyes Rolling back of head* THUMP!

genuine | 11:55 AM | comment (13) | view »
Three is a Charm

Chapter Three is in the extended entry below. Enjoy!

I will be moving this to the sidebar and begining Chapter 4 soon!

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genuine | 07:37 AM | comment (10) | view »
May 09, 2004
MUD BUGS

This parenting thing is easy as long as you know which activities work. Oh and I don't want any of you telling mommy!

Mud Bug

Mud Bugs

Shhhh! Mommy is COMING!

genuine | 11:57 AM | comment (13) | view »
A Present For Mom

Since Mindy had difficulty posting the drugs for kids, I thought in honor of Mother's Day, I would help her out by posting here!

The perfect Mother's Day Present

Enjoy....I laughed until my ribs hurt!

genuine | 10:19 AM | comment (6) | view »
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

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To all of you Mother's out there, from the Genuine clan, please have a safe and Happy Mother's Day! Make sure you do something special for yourself today!

genuine | 08:50 AM | comment (6) | view »
May 08, 2004
The Reading Lesson

My little girl has now learned to read. She is only four, but now reading and learning to sound out the words she does not know. I am so proud of her!

You know when you baby proof your home? Everything a crawling baby can break or can stick their hands into or pull over on themselves is taken away.

I have a bookshelf in my den with various books and other things. I guess I need to "reader proof" my den!


I am reader proofing this!

genuine | 01:19 PM | comment (8) | view »
May 07, 2004
TGIF

When speaking to your daycare provider and she says to you, "Thank God it's Friday!" What exactly do you suppose she means?


Come now people, it's FRIDAY! If you visit me today, drop me a hello in the comments or email. I am very excited! Tonight? Perhaps the first "hot steamy loins" portion of Chapter 3!

genuine | 11:21 AM | comment (31) | view »
May 06, 2004
Under Where?

I have had a song in my head all day thanks to Len at fasteddiesbullet.

To the only guy I know that tries to wear his wife's underwear and turns out it's not hers! Len this is in your honor.

Your Underwear - Bryan Adams (right click and "save target" as please or you get a wedgie)

He is having another guess that blogger photo contest. Get over there and make it a fun game.

genuine | 06:14 PM | comment (2) | view »
WELCOME TO THE INSOMNIA ZONE

After reading some of the comments about my 3:01 a.m. post, I thought I should probably explain. Although I am comfortable with your speculation that I might being doing something fun at 3:00 a.m., I was just not sleeping. In fact, I have added the hours of blissful sleep I have had since Sunday, and I only needed two hands.

genuine | 12:13 PM | comment (10) | view »
3:01 a.m.

Wow!

genuine | 03:03 AM | comment (9) | view »
May 05, 2004
I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE...

It appears as though we have the foreplay/good feely stuff outta the way for today, and all we have left is the nasty parts.

So when writing about SEX, how does one refer to certain naughty bits without offending? I mean writing something along the lines of "she couldn't wait until he let her have the Farnk N Beans". Not so sexy is it? So how do the romance novels discuss the male and female anatomical parts? I can't believe I'm writing about this and my Mom reads my blog!

Anyone have any good sex stories to share? Anyone having any sex lately?

MOM, DON'T ANSWER THAT!

I have new links up under the about section for each chapter thanks to help from Mindy. Although I don't think she will be any help with those upcoming scenes either, unless of course I am writing about poor sleep habits.

genuine | 02:29 PM | comment (28) | view »
Philosophically Genuine

We live in a fast paced world, and we are all trying to get from point A to point B. We are mommies, daddies, employees, girlfriends and boyfriends. We are sons and daughters, and many other things that require our utmost attention and energy. It’s easy to get run down with the little things that we do day in and day out. There are a number of clichés out there that describe this syndrome, and an equal number of clichés to describe the cure. When we are sometimes in a rut, and feeling a little low, it could be because of the little stuff that mounts a barrage of battles, making us feel as though we are shoveling sand against the tide.

Here is your assignment today. Hug a loved one and tell them that they matter, and that the ironing they did, the trash they took out, the bath they gave the kids, or any other “insignificant” thing they do to help the team, is greatly appreciated. It’s easy to take things for granted, and it is just as easy to tell someone thank you. Don’t just sit there........do it!

Oh, and thank all of you for leaving comments and reading my site. I'll never take your attention for granted.

genuine | 11:31 AM | comment (16) | view »
May 04, 2004
An Old Friend

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It is times like these when you are feeling low, and your team just got beat, you could use a friendly face. So I always turn to my best friend. The Artful Dodger.


genuine | 09:18 PM | comment (16) | view »
Choose Me

tuesday is chooseday

My first try at cut and paste and today is a special celebrity edition of tuesday is chooseday!

    Would you rather:

  1. while camping, have to cut your arm off with a pocket knife because it got stuck under a boulder and you were trapped for three days OR suck snake venom out of a snake bite in richard simmons' ass?
  2. Let's have that Boulder fall on my head instead.

  3. have both your feet amputated at the ankles OR be in a 10 round, bare-fisted, cage match with mike tyson?
  4. Bring on that bitch....I can take him.


  5. perform oral sex for 2 minutes on paris hilton OR anna nicole smith?
  6. I'm shallow....which one has the most money?

  7. be in a big-budget, action flick with paul reubens (pee wee herman) OR a low-budget, artsy film with jesse ventura?
  8. Me and Jesse taking on the bad guys!

genuine | 12:57 PM | comment (1) | view »
The difference between boys and girls.

I was holding down the fort last night, or I guess I should say this morning at about 1:00 a.m., when Mindy decided to have a discussion. Apparently, she too has goofy sleep habits. We were discussing, inter alia, (lawyer Latin speak for “among other things”), children’s books and those that our kids made us read over and over to the point of memorization.

With Genuine Girl, I read, and Mrs G. read, “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie”, so many times we could watch TV and recite the book never having to look at the pages as we turned them. With Mindy, she had to endure “Goodnight Moon”. I must admit I know that one as well.

After a couple hours of sleep I thought back on the stories we told Genuine Boy. He was never much of a story book child.

This was more his style:

Pacha: Uh oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

Or:

Kronk's Shoulder Angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you.
Kronk: My shoulder angel.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Oh, come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: *You* come off it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Yooou.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: You infinity.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: *Grrrr.*

I guess this is why Genuine Girl is reading and writing at age 4 and Genuine Boy speaks Klingon like a caveman. Of course, it could just be that he is a boy. That’s the story I’m sticking with.

genuine | 11:23 AM | comment (12) | view »
The Little Things

Genuine Boy actually told me he had to go potty and went in by himself. He wouldn't let me in to supervise, but I heard at least half of it hit water. Yay! Happy pee pee in the potty dance! It's all about life's little rewards. Now who's gonna clean up the part that hit the wall?

genuine | 07:59 AM | comment (12) | view »
THEN THERE WERE 2 CHAPTERS

Here is the next installment of Genuine Romance. Please follow the extended entry to Geneva.

Chapter 2!

ENJOY!

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genuine | 01:20 AM | comment (6) | view »
May 03, 2004
Genuine Romance Part 2


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Brock and Natasha have now met each other and they are in a bar across from the hotel where they are staying. In the morning they meet the ambassador, who of course is giving them instructions on how Brock will infiltrate the ring.

Do they travel to the Alps? I am partial to a romantic train ride on the Rhône-Express from Geneva to Zermatt (pictured above) at the base of the Matterhorn, with a stop overnight in Montreaux. Where does the story take them? How are the bad guys smuggling the drugs? When do we get to the steamy stuff? Oh and those of you shy slutty types can email me instead of using comments. Your secrets are safe with me. Chapter 2 has now been drafted and we are into the plot beginning. I’ll Post Chapter 2 later this week, once I have taken that cold shower.

genuine | 10:23 AM | comment (4) | view »
NO HANGING CHADS FOUND

All of the polls have finally report it appears and the results of the Genuine Baby Naming primaries are posted below. Up next the vote! We take the top 3 and we decide on our nomination to submit to the naming committee. No is the lobby for your favorite candidate.

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genuine | 12:49 AM | comment (11) | view »
May 02, 2004
Headrush

Talk about a great day! A beautiful Sunday here in Colorado. Of course it usually is better after the Colorado Avalanche win.

So have you ever had a headrush before.

genuine | 06:38 PM | comment (8) | view »
May 01, 2004
Making Love

The only thing worse than hearing a beautiful woman singing let's make love all night long, and not being able to make love with that beautiful woman, is hearing your four year old daughter sing each and every word to the song from the backseat.....with passion.


Faith Hill - Let's Make Love

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genuine | 06:57 PM | comment (6) | view »
Genuine Romance - Chapter 1

I should probably begin this with the disclaimer that I have never been trained as a writer nor have I written anything outside the occasional legal brief or memorandum. I appreciate all the comments I have received so far in this fun assignment. If you want to provide further description or ideas, you can always certainly use my Email. I may just make a new page for the story, and anyone that might be able do this and make a link it would be appreciated.

I hope everyone enjoys reading the Genuine Romance as much as I have enjoyed writing it to this point. Oh, and if you have nothing nice to say.....talk to Mrs G. She is in charge of the complaint department.


Start reading the story in the extended entry. Enjoy!

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genuine | 12:02 PM | comment (12) | view »
Whew

I am getting carpal tunnel from all of this typing. I have about the first four pages drafted. I will post them in the morning. Wow....it is morning.

1:44 a.m.

Yikes!

genuine | 01:43 AM | comment (1) | view »

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